While at “the home” yesterday
I heard an old lady say,
“I need some ginger-ale,
I need some ginger-ale,
I need some ginger-ale.”
I then asked, “Why do you need some ginger-ale?”
She replied, “I have a bottle of vodka hidden
in my room
and I’m gonna mix them.
I need some ginger-ale.
I need some ginger-ale.
I need some ginger-ale,” she mumbled
as she rolled away
I guess you’re never too old to live it up.
I then looked at my grandma
who stared down the hall
in envy.