After long work day at work where nothing seemed to go my way, I skipped my apartment, didn't change, and went straight to the bar. I sat down next to only open seat next to a pretty broad, but who was too busy talking to the bar tender. I ordered a Lager and took a sip, trying to keep to myself, but the Cold beer trickled down my front lip and splattered on my shirt. "I see you got a drinking problem" she said turning to look at me. It happens from time to time. Hole in my lip, ya see, unfortunate fishing accident. "ah, smart Alec. I like them." That's good 'cause otherwise it seems you would have a low self-esteem. "Well, mister,I might just have that low self-esteem, but you'll have to talk to me some more to find out." Let me tell ya, later that night after talking and then some, a bad day turned into a fantastic night. & There's no doubt when we left our seats the only thing she loved more than herself was me. and visa-versa